putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy
#or wetting your toothbrush BEFORE putting tooth paste on
wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(
who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck
who the fuck does
i the fuck do
what the fuck man
This is how civil wars are started
omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category
you got poland lookin nice
Namibia workin it
Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect
Haiti fuckin rockin it
Great Britain got damn
Switzerland hell yeah
we had to be a fucking transformer
is this real life
reblogging this again just to add
canada HAD TO BE a fuckign mountie are you kidding me
but did you guys see this:
being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short pls dont call people annoying
why cant i cry money instead of tears
» I hate my friends
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
but what did your driving instructor say
WHAT DID HE SAY
THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER
152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.
people who are cute and also cool
people who are very strong and nice
people who think you are fantastic
- me! that’s me i think that!
- hopefully you.
idk why people think school uniform is so bad it means you can get away with wearing the same thing everyday
(via 27 Bizarre And Beautiful Chickens)
Evolution is an artist.
mother nature be like “ugh I’m afraid if I color it I’ll ruin it but here’s the lineart anyway”
i just burnt my tongue on my food and it made me realise that sometimes the ones you love hurt you the most